the life of a single

at 26 i have realized my surroundings and that is marriage. people my age are getting married like the world is going to end and if you are not married already you are going to get married or you have someone that potentially wants to marry you. so here is the problem. WHERE DID ALL MY FRIENDS GO?!

i have faced the fact that being at this age it is no longer you and i it is we. we will meet you at 3. we need to go somewhere later so i cant stay long. i did not think the demise of my friends would come so soon. i thought it would happen when we were unrecognizable because of the 10 yards of excess skin folding off our bodies; when my tits were to my knees; when i ate dinner at 4. i was not prepared for now. BUT there is a loop hole. if you meet the people as a couple. then that's all you know them as like their names were always one big name ie adam and danielle.

so that leads to all the single people. and dont get me wrong i dont want to get married anytime soon or anything but at this age, being single, is a bit lonely. i have thought of paring up simply to have a friend that was always there. truthfully, i sort of like being single. the loneliness bit is tolerable. i dont have to think about anyone, except my dog. i can come and go as i please. i get to eat whatever i want. pizza? that cake? that gallon of ice cream? and im not saying that i do this but if i wanted to i could develop a bulimia problem and no one would question it BECAUSE no one is here. and i dont have to think about feeding someone else. well the down side is meals for one is a bit difficult to make and i never want to make food for myself so as a result i eat nothing. single life is a terrific diet.

yesterday i had almond butter and toast, oranges, pretzels, and a bar of chocolate for breakfast. lunch, a protein condensed milk oat sugar bar thing. dinner, a cookie.

so i am urging all you single people to embrace being single, eat whatever the fuck you want, fuck who you want, and fuck it. marry later. you have your whole life to ruin why not just wait a little bit?